Don't You Wanna Fuck Organic?

Is coconut oil really magical? I answer the age old question and I'll tell you this - it's great for getting down and dirty in the bedroom. If the marketing people behind coconut oil knew what they were doing they could put the lube industry out of business. Nobody wants that hot and cold shit anymore neither do they want the Mr. And Mrs. Shit with this gender fluidity taking off like a rocket (which I support by the way) you don't know who you're fucking anymore. Bedroom time has become a hide and the seek adventure if there's a penis or not. Unzipping those pants and peek-a-boo surprise. My point being that lube shit is so 2003, don't you wanna fuck organic?